From: "Alice K. Turner"
Subject: (urth) Necronomicon (totally off-topic, but funny--apologies in advance) Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 15:58:31 -0400 There Ain't No Necronomicon! : Copyright 1992 by Eric Hoffman and Poke Runyon : Every few years you will see : An ad as well-writ as can be! : Offering for sale a book... : Whose title is the selling hook. : It's called the Necronomicon, : To summon horrors from beyond... : Or so 'twas claimed by H.P.L., : Writ by an Arab mad as hell! : The author, poor Abdul Alhazred, : Was 'et by demons in Damascus -- : And how his book survived... : Don't ask us! : Lovecraft's fans both far and near : Have searched for many a fruitless year : To find this book of evil spells : But the truth is sad to tell... : THERE AIN'T NO NECRONOMICON!!! : There is a Key of Sol - o - mon : And a Lesser Key, Lemeg - a - ton. : There's a Grimorie of Honorius : And other works notorious... : Heptameron, Enchiradon, complete : With Tetragram - ma - ton : But there ain't no Necro - nom - ee - con, : Of that we have no doubt! : There's a tiny little Grand Grim-wah, : An absolutely True Grim-wha, : And Solomon's Ars No-tor-ee-ah, : But where's the "Necronom-ee-kha?" : There's Aramadel and Arbatel : And other catalogs of hell... : There's Picatrix ( not pick up sticks) : And other books of dirty tricks! : There's manuscripts quite Faust - tee - on : In Tablets in Enoch - ee - on... : But there ain't no Necornomicon, : And that's a natural fact! : From The Seventh Ray, Book 1, "The Blue Ray" : http://members.aol.com/CHSOTA/productions.html --